Note to Mario Lopez: People Watch You When Your Clothes Are On, Too

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Mario Lopez stiffed the coat-check girl at Tao. Kate Hudson beat out Sienna Miller and Anne Hathaway for the role of Stephanie in the movie version of the Broadway musical Nine. Controversial photographer Andres Serrano is using a bunch of feces, including his own, in his upcoming top-secret show at the Yvon Lambert Gallery in Chelsea. Desiree Gonzalez, the general manager of Jay-Z’s 40/40 club, allegedly threatened employees who were considering participating in the class-action lawsuit against the club which accuses Gonzalez of paying staffers below minimum wage. Hamptons eatery and nightclub Nello had to be evacuated after a fog machine set off a fire alarm, costing owner Nello Balan $10,000 in business. A pajama-clad Julian Schnabel talked art and politics with a hot blonde in front of Wallsé.

The gays are angry that Mamma Mia! actress Amanda Seyfried and her screen “fiancé” Dominic Cooper bailed on attending the homosexual film festival Outfest. Some journalists and forensics experts think Bobby Kennedy was the victim of a conspiracy theory, but his family isn’t really interested in opening up his case again. Quentin Tarantino is flying to France today to try to get Brad Pitt to star in Inglorious Bastards. Pics of the Jolie-Pitt twins could fetch between $15 million and $20 million. Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson refused to be photographed together while walking into a club in L.A. but sporadically made out once inside. The parents of 24’s Kate Mara are proud of her torture scene in Transsiberian. Minnie Driver says she’s not sure she wants to have her baby’s father in her life.