In Which We Side With Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan
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Remember a few years ago when everyone thought Lindsay Lohan's parents got her breast implants? And then she wrote on a bra she was auctioning off for charity "Mommy bought this one" on one cup and "Daddy bought this one" on the other, and then we really thought her parents had gotten her breast implants — but, wow, no? Of course you don't remember, but we do, because we seem to have this uniquely horrible form of autism that makes us able to retain all kinds of celebrity minutiae including the fact that Jennifer Aniston's dog is called Norman. We digress. The point is that Lindsay was 18 then, so while it was little creepy that the world was speculating about her suddenly ginormous boobs, it was not that creepy, and in fact it was actually sort of a genuinely interesting story, since (a) it was not out of the realm of possibility because (b) it was just becoming clear that Dina Lohan was the 21st-century version of Mama Rose and Lindsay was her Gypsy. Unlike Us Weekly's speculation yesterday that her sister, Ali, 14, has gotten herself a set of plastic boobs, which just made us want to call Chris Hansen on the magazine's ass. Because, ew. Lindsay felt the same way, as she blogged yesterday on MySpace.

hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here's the visual...
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me...
one of them being, "Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?"
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, "Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!"

Linds goes on to ruin her statement by adding that she has a "wonderful family" and that Dina would never encourage a 14-year-old child to alter her body, which we are not at all buying. But, still, she has a point.

Are They Real? [Celebrity MySpace]