Chuck and Vanessa Go Bowling, Do Jäger Bombs


Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr did Jäger-bomb shots at Bowlmor Lanes. André Leon Talley had a hissy fit when someone sprayed Champagne all over him before a fashion show. French Vogue editor Carine Roitfeld came so late to the Ralph Lauren show she had to stand over by the photographers. Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson sucked face at Beatrice Inn for a minimum of 30 minutes (perhaps as a political response to Sarah Palin, whom Lohan’s MySpace page calls a “media-obsessed homophobe”).

Doctors are worried that David Blaine’s plans to hang upside-down over Wollman Rink for two-and-a-half days starting September 22 will harm him. A new musical will make fun of Kathie Lee Gifford by being “a cheesy Evita … a Velveeta, if you will.” Artist Richard Prince won’t confirm rumors that he bought a $46 million Gulfstream V jet. Mayoral hopeful John Catsimatidis’s daughter says that he spoiled her, flying her and her friends to Disney World on his 727, “but not rotten.”

J.Lo did a California triathlon, then flew to New York for her husband Marc Anthony’s birthday party at the Bowery Hotel. Jennifer Hudson will marry VH1 I Love New York reality star and Harvard Law grad David (Punk) Otunga. Legally Blonde star Laura Bell Bundy gave Bill Clinton a T-shirt with a sexual Obama slogan on it, and he liked it. Maine neighbors called the police on a big party thrown by George and Barbara Bush, saying it was too loud. Mick Jagger came late to the premiere of The Women, which he produced. Gina Gershon made a funny video mocking Sarah Palin. People say that Alicia Keys is “the other woman” in the divorce of hip-hop producer Swizz Beatz and singer Mashonda.