Cox Stiffens Rules on Naked Short-Selling

You know what we also resent about him? That
alabaster skin. And that full head of hair! And those
eyes, oh God, those limpid, slightly sad pools of
sensitivity. Yeah, we hate those.
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It's not as funny as it sounds. SEC chairman Christopher Cox banned naked short-selling effective tomorrow morning, in order to protect Morgan Stanley and Goldman Sachs from market manipulators who may or may not be murdering them right about now. Of course, he did the same thing back in July to try and help out Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, and that didn't work out super well. [Bloomberg]