Tamara Mellon Buys Annoyingly Awesome Penthouse

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Underneath all of … that, there are THOUGHTS.
Underneath all of … that, there are THOUGHTS. Photo: AP

Jimmy Choo founder Tamara Mellon just bought the $21.75 million penthouse condo in the Carhart mansion at 3 East 95th Street. The 7,140-square-foot duplex penthouse is as yet unfinished (until recently it was part of the Lycée Francais), but plans include five bedrooms, four bathrooms, two "powder rooms," a 40-foot living room with twelve-foot ceilings, a 22-foot formal dining room, maid's quarters, a solarium, and six terraces. Sigh. Also, she is still dating Christian Slater. Also, here is a video of her London apartment on Cribs. How did Tamara Mellon get our life? [NYP, Corcoran]