Carl Icahn Parts With Longtime Love

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Richard Dreyfuss really has Cheney down, at least. Photo: Courtesy of the CW

Oh no! CityFile is reporting that Carl Icahn is selling his yacht, Starfire. Does this mean the clowns and mad scientists have laid waste to the Icahnimal's fortune? ARE THINGS REALLY THAT BAD? Let's think. No. Just last month Icahn still had $12 billion, and Eli Lilly just bought IMClone for $6.5 billion. In cash. So, yeah. Dude's still rich. He's probably just upgrading to a newer, sleeker, younger model. Men. [CityFile]