Coming Soon: A Sarah Palin Porno

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It was only a matter of time. Last night, someone sent us an ad from Craigslist L.A., supposedly placed by porn producers searching for a Sarah Palin lookalike for an upcoming skin flick. It's since been removed (perhaps they were able to cast Eva Angelina?), but here is the original text for your edification.

Sarah Palin look-alike for an adult film to be shot in next 10 days.
Major adult studio.
Please send pix, stats etc. ASAP
Pay: $2000-3000
No anal required.



Obviously, this is disgusting and horrific, and we must demand that Vivid counter by producing a porno starring a Joe Biden lookalike immediately for parity. But also we're intrigued — by the no-anal clause, of course, and the title potential. Our tipster suggested Impalin' Sarah: The Pork She Couldn't Say "No Thanks" To, but we think they'll probably go with Drill Baby Drill.