Hillary Clinton Doesn’t Care About Life Anymore

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After coming this close to the Democratic nomination only to see it snatched away by a young, charismatic upstart, it appears that Hillary Clinton’s previously unmatched ambition has been completely sapped from her body. In an interview on Fox & Friends earlier today, Clinton was asked what the chances were of her ever running for president again. “Probably close to zero,” she replied. What about Senate majority leader? “Oh, probably zero.” Okay, how about Supreme Court justice? “Zero,” she said. “I have no interest in doing that.” You can almost just picture her in sweatpants, lounging around, dejected … precisely what she wants us to think. Nice try, Hillary.