It’s a Schnowel!

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We can’t believe it’s taken Julian Schnabel, who is as much an artist of selling out as he is an artist, this long to design something for Target. But thanks to the great Target equalizer, those who cannot afford a Schnabel can soon have a Schnowel, a beach towel featuring one of the Schnab’s works. As you can see, the image they are using is one of his Navigation Drawings, not a portrait of Big Papa himself or the Chupi, or even Stella’s boyfriend’s penis. This disappoints us a little, but we’re just going to remind ourselves that from now on, every time we towel off, we will be doing it with a little piece of Schnabel.