We consider it our solemn duty to bring you this video, because it is Friday, and because it is genius. Possibly you've already seen it. Possibly it has been forwarded to you, like, 900 times. If this is the case, please try and refrain from putting that in the comments. Because guess what, jerk? Nobody cares that you have a lot of Internet friends and that you have seen every corner of the Internet because you are that cool. Mmkay?