Only the Very Best Sarah Palin Costumes Will Be Tolerated

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"See you next year... maybe." Photo: Courtesy Kenneth in the 212

Someone has made available this poster to be hung at Halloween parties: "PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THE USE OF NON-CLEVER AND HASTILY ASSEMBLED SARAH PALIN COSTUMES ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON THESE PREMISES … You are wearing a pair of glasses and a dress of your mom's … We don't care that 'you can do the accent.' Everyone can do the accent … We don't care if you're a dude in a wig either." What if we make an effort to look like we've birthed five children? Or even, uh, four? [Kenneth in the 212]