Citigroup to Fire Sir Win Bischoff?

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The news, published on The Wall Street Journal’s Website last night, that Citigroup is mulling the replacement of chairman Sir Win Bischoff with Time Warner CEO Richard Parsons as a solution to its many, many problems, is being met with some bemusement: “I honestly forgot Bischoff was chairman,” said a commenter on MarketWatch. “Bischoff is, by most accounts, an astonishingly bland man,” said 24/7 Wall Street. “His only fault is that he voted to put Pandit into his job.” “Straight from the deckchairs-on-the-Titanic playbook,” quipped Portfolio.