News Corp. to Party On

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Whew. Contrary to rumors spread by certain Twittering Timesters, News Corp. will not be canceling its annual holiday hoedown. Rather, a spokesperson smugly informs Portfolio, "the company has simply grown too large" to entertain everyone under one roof. So this year, they've decided to hold separate parties for each business unit. Which we imagine comes as no less of a disappointment to Posties hoping for a little mistletoe action with Fox Business News hotties. There's always Peyser, guys. You know how crazy she gets after a couple of eggnogs. [Mixed Media/Portfolio]