The Poetry of Alexander Rodriguez

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"Thaaatsss right." Photo: AP

This morning, someone told "Page Six" that A-Rod, né Alexander Rodriguez, of the New York Yankees, "has the heart of a poet trapped inside an insanely gorgeous body," and that he has, of late, taken to penning "sweet, personal and rambling expressions of his feelings" to his lady-love, Madonna. Now, Daily Intel can EXCLUSIVELY REPORT that this is true. This afternoon, an Intel spy found, crumpled up on the side of the street in front of 41 Central Park West, a poem that we believe to be an original A-Rod composition. Fall in love all over again after the jump.