So Eliot Spitzer Walks Into a Massage Parlor…

"Hey Hal, where'd you get that cool lanyard? Can I have one? C'mon, you get all the cool stuff." Photo: Getty Images

We don't know what's better about Eliot Spitzer's appearance at Slate's holiday party last night — the fact that he got to the place where the party was being held, saw it was a former massage parlor called Happy Ending, and walked in with his head held high; or the fact that after just one column for the Website, dude's already complaining about how crappy it is to work in the media these days: "It sucks," he told the FT. "I used to be governor of New York." See you at the ASSME party tomorrow night, then, Spitz? [Gapper Blog/FT]