Happy Birthday, Rod Blagojevich!

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"Winnie Cooper is never going to like me in this stupid hat." Photo: Photo-illustration: Everett Bogue; Photos: Getty Images, istockphoto

Today everybody's scrambling over what to do about disgraced Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich and Barack Obama's empty Senate seat. As we pointed out back in November, there are still a lot of good candidates! But on a lighter note, did you know today was Blago's birthday? He's 52. Hooray! If there were ever an excuse to push back your retirement one more day, it's the ability to have one final rager in the governor's mansion.

If you'd like to celebrate in honor of young Roddy today, why not click on over to eBay and bid on Barack Obama's Senate seat? According to the AP, more than a dozen people have put it up for auction. Come on, you know you want to check and see if Obama left any boogers under the desk…

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