Joyeux Noels!

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He'll be here all week: Chip Saltsman.
He'll be here all week: Chip Saltsman. Photo: Semana

Corina Noel Piedrahita — the eldest of the Sisters Noel, whose lives were perfect until their father gambled away $7 billion with Bernie Madoff — her husband, Andres Piedrahita, and their four children went to Kenya this year, as evidenced by their Christmas card. Also evidenced: They do not appear to sweat. Only glisten. We're thinking they maybe drink liquid gold for breakfast? [Semana via DealBreaker]