Alternate Lines Rufus Humphrey Might Have Said at Grand Central Terminal Last Night

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Last night, Gossip Girl kind of went to the cliché place. But what if, when Rufus met Lily at Grand Central, he had said something different? What if he'd said...

"Just tell me one thing…

…which hijacker were you?"
…when you had that chance to go back in time and kill Hitler, why didn't you do it?"
…why'd you vote for McCain?"

Further suggestions welcome in the comments.