Natasha Lyonne Proves Obnoxious Real-Estate Cliché

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You remember Natasha Lyonne, one of our most favorite batshit actresses of all time? Well, she's resolved many of her issues over the last year, the last of which seem to be her real-estate ones: She has just sold her Gramercy penthouse studio. Braden Keil reports that it went for $440,000. The space "includes a 42-foot wraparound terrace, a beamed ceiling, open views and ample closet space." Now, we know it's just a studio, and the Third Avenue location — though it is directly between Stuyvesant and Gramercy Parks — isn't exactly Central Park South. But under $500k for a lofty Manhattan top-floor apartment with views, original features, and a wraparound terrace? What, is there some secret celebrity classified section in theTimes that we're not reading? Or are we just assuming it's nice because she's a celebrity?

Lyonne's Den [NYP]
A Much More Calm Real Estate Deal for Natasha Lyonne [Curbed]