Obama Won’t Smoke ‘in’ White House

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The cleft can smell you upwind.
The cleft can smell you upwind. Photo: Getty Images

Yesterday Obama told Tom Brokaw on Meet the Press that he still occasionally smokes: "I've done a terrific job, under the circumstances, of making myself much healthier," the president-to-be said. "And I think that you will not see any violations of these rules in the White House." That "in" was not lost on us — butt breaks in the colonnade! [Chicago Tribune]