Bernie Madoff Ruined The Inauguration For P.E.T.A

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They were going to head down to annoy Obama into becoming a vegetarian, but the charity they paid for tickets had ties to Fairfield Greenwich group, which had all its money tied up to Madoff, and it's confusing but in short: They didn't get to go. Yay! At least one good thing has come out of this. [WSJ]