Captain Sullenberger to Receive Key to the City

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This is what Alan Schwartz had to wear when he was inducted. Photo: AP

Mayor Bloomberg just announced that he will be giving the key to the city to Chesley B. "Sully" Sullenberger, the hero captain of US Airways Flight 1549. We have never known what this meant, but hopefully it comes along with something meaningful like a reserved seat on the 6 train and access to bars that only Chloë Sevigny can get into.