From the Desk of Blair Waldorf


An eagle-eyed Gossip Girl viewer captured a screenshot of Blair’s paper from last night’s episode — the one that received a B grade from the nubile Ms. Carr and drove our raven-tressed heroine into a dangerous “Black Ops” mission and, perhaps, madness. Our old, cataract-ridden eyes can only make out the subject (James Joyce) and part of one line (“While most male characters…”), but we’ll give the first reader who translates the entire thing to our satisfaction the copy of Schooled by Anisha Lakhani that’s been sitting on our desk as well as oodles of poodles of glory. The large-size screenshot is after the jump.

And there’s an even bigger one here.