Introducing the Bernie Madoff Action Figure

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Haggard and Pelosi together at an HBO press event.
Haggard and Pelosi together at an HBO press event. Photo: Courtesy of HeroBuilders

Fun! Connecticut-based HeroBuilders has made Bernie Madoff action figures. Only their “limited edition” Madoff doll, which carries a fistful of $100 bills and has a luxury wristwatch painted with real 24-karat gold, has a decidedly Gilded Age price tag: $149. Move along, chaps. We can't afford "luxury" anymore. [Boston Herald via DealBreaker]