J-Vanka Double-Dates With Jim McGreevey

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Doesn't this look like fun?
Doesn't this look like fun? Photo: Getty Images

We're just going to go ahead and say it: We're starting to suspect that Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump are into the Lifestyle. First of all, there's their friendship with Rupert Murdoch and Wendi Deng, and let's face it: There are couple friends, and couple friends, and do you think Wendi and Rupes just want to hang out and play Bocce? And now this morning's "Page Six" has reported that on Tuesday, J-Vanka was spotted "sharing a cozy table" with former New Jersey governor Jim McGreevey, whose alleged post-T.G.I. Friday's threesomes only recently ensured we would never, ever look at mozzarella sticks the same way again. And no, since you were about to ask, one cannot just have a meal with their significant other and Jim McGreevey without people getting gross thoughts in their heads. It's just too soon.

Fun Foursome [NYP]