John Kerry Makes Chelsea Clinton an Offer

Oh, look, we gave it away. It's James B. Lockhart! Photo: NYDN

Chelsea Clinton was sad that she had to sit behind her mother this morning at her confirmation hearing and thus couldn't see her face as her second-best dream came true. So chairman John Kerry offered to make her an intern for the day. It was a nice gesture, but doesn't Kerry know the golden rule? Never say "intern" to Chelsea. Look how pissed she is now! [NYDN]