Kelly Rutherford Wins Custody of Do-Nothing Blob

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In real life, Stephon Marbury isn't smiling.
In real life, Stephon Marbury isn't smiling. Photo: People

Glory be: A judge has ruled that the Gossip Girl star can bring her son, Hermes, to New York this weekend. "In making his ruling, the judge stated that he had to consider 'the plan least likely to cause trauma to [Hermes].'" The brackets are People's, but we think we might know whose trauma the judge was really referring to. See you in the comments next Tuesday a.m., Judge Levanas! [People]