Meanwhile, Birds Hold Summit to Plan Their Next Move

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Look at those eyes.
Look at those eyes. Photo: Courtesy of dailymail.co.uk

Now that we know a little bit more about why birds hate us, it's no wonder the residents of Kingswingford, England, have been rendered terrified by the massive meeting of birds that has been taking place in their area. "I thought it was like Armageddon," said one townsperson. "The sky was black and I thought maybe it meant an earthquake was going to happen!" Birds! Hear us now! Our spirit is stronger and cannot be broken; you cannot outlast us, and we will defeat you! [Daily Mail]