Obama Is Eating Pheasant RIGHT NOW

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Kennedy today.
Kennedy today. Photo: istockphoto

Before they kicked the media out of the room where the inaugural luncheon was being held, Senator Dianne Feinstein informed everyone that the "recipes" page of the Inaugural website was the most popular page on the site. Now, of course, it's totally overloaded. But we're happy to inform you that as of this moment, the president is eating and/or digesting: A seafood stew, a "brace" of pheasant with sour-cherry chutney and molasses sweet potatoes, and an apple sponge cake. Meanwhile, George W. Bush is not eating anything. He is getting on a plane to go away to Texas. Yay! [Inaugural.senate.gov]