Oh No: Beyoncé to Sing Barack and Michelle’s First Presidential Dance Tune

You can just barely detect how the close proximity of the pastries is like kryptonite to Blair's superstrength. Photo: Getty Images

Apparently, the "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)" singer dancer will perform the first song Barack and Michelle boogie to as First Couple. The exact tune she'll sing is under wraps, but which one from her repertoire could possibly be appropriate? (Okay, okay, maaayybe Bonnie & Clyde.) And what's going to happen to America when, next to Beyoncé's booty-shaking, everyone sees that Barack and Michelle are actually white? [AP]