Someone in Red Hook has a rooster that needs a home. "Alicia Jr. is 7mo. old and prefers relocation to a sunny farm or some sort of mascot position," reads the ad. "He was (obviously) sexed incorrectly ... He will inevitably be forced to finish his days as someone's dinner if I'm unable to find a home before the neighborhood files a formal complaint." You know what's irksome about this ad? We would prefer relocation to a sunny farm or some sort of mascot position, too, but nobody's posting Craigslist ads on our behalf. [Craigslist via Gowanus Lounge]
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