Red Hook Rooster With Girly Name Needs Home

By

Someone in Red Hook has a rooster that needs a home. “Alicia Jr. is 7mo. old and prefers relocation to a sunny farm or some sort of mascot position,” reads the ad. “He was (obviously) sexed incorrectly … He will inevitably be forced to finish his days as someone’s dinner if I’m unable to find a home before the neighborhood files a formal complaint.” You know what’s irksome about this ad? We would prefer relocation to a sunny farm or some sort of mascot position, too, but nobody’s posting Craigslist ads on our behalf. [Craigslist via Gowanus Lounge]