Simon Doonan Reveals the Terrible Truth About What Happened to Madoff’s Palm Beach Investors

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Seymour Hersh is going to be pissed that Observer columnist Simon Doonan, reporting from Florida, scooped him on this earth-shattering news: "To say that Bernie Madoff has performed a rectal electrocution on Palm Beach would not be an exaggeration." Whoa. And we thought he just violated them financially. [NYO]