SJP May Want Britney to Appear in Next Sex and the City Movie

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This sounds like a great idea. From MTV UK:

It is reported that Sarah Jessica Parker is keen to cast Britney Spears in the next Sex And The City movie. The SATC actress thinks the "Womanizer" singer would be perfect in the eagerly anticipated sequel to last year's hit film, says Heat magazine. It seems Britney who made her cameo on US TV show How I Met Your Mother last year would play a young relative of SJP's character Carrie Bradshaw. Sarah Jessica told friends: "My idea is to have someone like Britney Spears move to New York as my cousin or niece and Carrie would show her the ropes."

Okay, so the line from Sarah Jessica is written in that weird, stilted way British tabloids write celebrity quotes that they've just made up out of thin air, and we know SJP is no moron — she's actually a very savvy businesswoman. Still, wouldn't it be great if it were true?

First, Britney would have to sleep with Harry and then steal him away from Charlotte and drug him into marrying her, because, let's be honest, nobody really gets a happily-ever-after (even if they did shart themselves one time), and her story line would be more realistic with a little Shar Jackson action tossed in. Then she could hire Samantha Jones as her publicist, go crazy, and let her dog poop on one of Samantha's Zac Posen gowns during a photo shoot (which wouldn't be a huge tragedy because Samantha had already ruined it by sewing in her own shoulder pads).

Later, as Carrie and Big try to get control of her, she could violently attack Big's Town Car with an umbrella, which would give an opportunity for some much-needed character development for Big's driver, who, let's be honest, has had to see a lot over the years. Then, Miranda could act as Carrie's lawyer and take away all of Britney's rights and put her in Carrie's care, and she could live in Big's apartment in a corner somewhere, drugged up and playing with the python she's no longer allowed to dance with.

That's a movie we would probably watch.

Britney To Star In SATC? [MTV UK]