Teen Magazine to Fold

"Are we going to really get away with this?" "Hold on, I'm checking for mobs bearing stilettos." Photo: Getty Images

First Hearst killed slutty sister CosmoGirl, now they're doing away with gawky, innocent Teen. Now girls of a certain age will have no choice but to go to bossy Goody Two–shoes Seventeen when they want to know how to kiss a boy. Sad. [WWD]