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A-Rod Doping Cousin Actually Exists

ESPN wins the Who Will Find A-Rod’s Doping Cousin contest, tracking down Yuri Sucart in Miami. Amazingly, it turns out that he isn’t imaginary. He’s “a loyal guy without a bad bone in his body,” and those non-bad bones are surrounded by huge, hulking muscle. [ESPN]

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