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Rahmbo Saves Lives

They'll be greeted as liberators?

Rahm Emanuel, the U.S. Undersecretary for Go Fuck Yourself, tried to have a quiet night at the movies on Saturday. Unfortunately, that was not to be. "The guy sitting next to Rahm — literally sharing an armrest with him — had a seizure of some kind," a fellow audience member at that particular Wrestler (so fitting!) screening told Politico. "Rahm used some vulgarities to impress upon the movie theater staff — who wanted to move the guy out of the movie theater so they could restart the film — that they should wait until EMS got there." Is there nothing that man — or his foul language — can't do? [Ben Smith/Politico]

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