If we were buds with hedge-fund rock star John Paulson, we'd have this conversation tonight over drinks:
Paulson: So, what did you do today?
DI: Not much. Talked shit on the Internet. Burned some toast and set off the smoke alarm again. You?
Paulson: I made $67 million in 25 minutes when Lloyds lost 5.9 billion pounds ($8.5 billion) in market value.
DI: Cool. Um, I forgot my wallet, by the way.