This Raises So Many Questions

Is it because she injured her left boob? Is that why it's in a sling? Photo: Patrick McMullan

Spotted, on a mailbox at Carroll and Eighth Avenues this morning, this desperate plea: "MAILMAN: I accidentally dropped a copy of the movie 'HOT ROD' in here today. Can you please return it to the VIDEO FORUM on 133 Seventh Avenue so that I do not get heavily fined. Thank you." Question one: Are we talking the Andy Samberg movie or something porny? And two: Is it us, or is it kind of presumptuous of this guy to expect the mailman to return it to the video store for him?