Unable to Score Drugs, A-Rod Turns to Snorting Women

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But she has such a trustworthy face! Photo: NYP

There's a lot going on in this picture the Post obtained of A-Rod "savoring" a woman in the Bahamas last week, which they are running to show how remorseless he is, because OMG he was acting like a gross orange lothario despite being on the verge of breaking New York's heart by admitting he took steroids five years ago! Never mind that he's been acting this way for the whole five years. But we think far more embarrassing is what this picture reveals about his hair. Follicles do not grow in neat little rows like that. New scandal: A-Rod has plugs!

HOT-ROD'S HOT GALS [NYP]