Upstate Islamic-TV-Station Founder Accused of Wife’s Murder

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This is not the Brooklyn EMT, nor is it Chris's brother. But it kind of looks like the latter. Photo: CNN.com

This is the worst lede sentence we've read today. "[Muzzammil Hassan], the founder of an Islamic television station in upstate New York aimed at countering Muslim stereotypes[,] has confessed to beheading his wife, authorities said." This is terrible for pretty much everybody. [CNN]