Upstate Islamic-TV-Station Founder Accused of Wife’s Murder

This is not the Brooklyn EMT, nor is it Chris's brother. But it kind of looks like the latter. Photo:

This is the worst lede sentence we've read today. "[Muzzammil Hassan], the founder of an Islamic television station in upstate New York aimed at countering Muslim stereotypes[,] has confessed to beheading his wife, authorities said." This is terrible for pretty much everybody. [CNN]