Are you a consultant who is MATH-educated? Then you'd better get your butt to Greenpoint to help with the top-secret project advertised on a telephone pole on Franklin Street. "Payment deferred," reads the ad. "If Consultation and math correct then payment will be immediate upon answering this posting. If this posting is still up I have not figured the time machine out yet and need your help!" [Newyorkshitty]
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