Ivana Trump and Rossano Rubicondi's relationship may have been fake all along. Gatecrasher reports that the pair had a contract agreeing that their short-lived marriage was just designed to get her back in the spotlight, and him into bed with a bunch of Italian girls. Lawyer Casey Greenfield won't say who got her pregnant, which is notable at the moment because she's been linked to the very married Jeffrey Toobin. Lindsay Lohan doesn't even own the Atelier apartment she's reportedly selling. Rachel Hunter says she's not fat; someone just took a picture of her at a bad angle. Pimp Jason Itzler threatened Cindy Adams.
Dolly Parton's husband calls her "Catfish" because she's all mouth. Ali Larter got tipsy after winning an award from Cosmo. Intel pal Bethenny Frankel may have hooked up with Alex Rodriguez. Some catty fellow gays hated on Dustin Lance Black for showing off his Oscar at a bar. The first play Jeremy Irons ever saw was My Fair Lady.
Unsurprisingly, Hugh Hefner views life as "more than just a bed of tears." Britney Spears is doing her best not to party during her new Circus tour. Bruce Willis used to serve drinks to "Page Six" at a club called Kamikaze in the 1985. The Richards sisters are worried about Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood's alcoholism. Chris Brown has been tipping the paparazzi off as to his and Rihanna's whereabouts. Jimmy Fallon takes vitamins. Ninety-two-year-old Kirk Douglas is kicking off a one-man show.