Breaking: Rich Kids More Likely to Get Into Better Colleges Than Poor Kids

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B should totally be able to get into Yale this year.
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Here's the five-second version of today's Times story about college admissions in the recession: Now that everyone's endowments are down, rich students who can pay full tuition up front have a better chance at getting into good schools than normal people ... but they don't, because colleges love poor children — no, really, they do — they just love money more. The end. [NYT]