Chris Brown and Rihanna: Details of Exactly What Happened

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That security guard is oddly unimpressed with the wonders before him.
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When we read the details of Chris Brown's attack against Rihanna earlier today, we were completely appalled, and not at all in the normal, hilarious way we are usually appalled. We didn't even want to darken Daily Intel with the ugliness of it — and thankfully, we don't have to! Our brothers over at Vulture have the details, which is good: They've been writing about the Watchmen all week anyway, so they're already in a bleak mood. [Vulture]