Connecticut Possibly Trying to Become Nation’s Ape-Pet Capital

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"A Connecticut man is scheduled to appear in court today after being cited for illegally owning an endangered ape." Connecticut ... apes. Beware the rule of three, Connecticut: Another story like this, and you will long for the days when you had a reputation for being wealthy hedge-funders instead of obstinate ape-owners. [AP via NYP]