Douglas-David Divorce Bonus Round!

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Day five of the battle between Marie Douglas-David, the 36-year-old faux Swedish countess suing her 66-year-old husband, George, for $100 million, is well under way, and the Post has a snippet from the day's proceedings so far. Turns out they didn't have problems with sex. They had problems with texts! Marie's lawyer confronted George today on the stand:

"On her [35th] birthday you sent her a text message saying 'Happy Birthday' ... because you didn't want to speak with her."

"That was correct," replied David, 66. "I had no intention of speaking with her again."

Victor: David, for being man enough to admit he acts like a woman. Also, we're taking back the points we subtracted for Rufus and Lily's trading of People I've Banged lists. Some adults really do act like teenagers.

MOGUL: I WISHED WIFE HAPPY B-DAY VIA TEXT [NYP]
Earlier: Constructively Yours: Our Recap of the Douglas-David Divorce Trial, Day Four