Guy Ritchie is a total cougar magnet. Madonna’s ex apparently was spotted having a “romantic” dinner with eighties supermodel Elle Macpherson in London. Meanwhile, Jesus Luz partied it up in Rio without Madonna. Kate Moss had an “accidental” chest-baring moment at billionaire Philip Green’s birthday bash at London hot spot Annabel’s. Mel Gibson once reportedly had the chefs at Nobu make a penis-shaped maki and send it to Rene Russo.
Knicks broadcaster Jill Martin made out with billionaire bachelor Arthur Altschul at Morandi. Erica Jong’s assistant accidentally made public the e-mail addresses of Tina Brown, Maya Angelou, James Frey, and Michael Chabon when she forgot to blind-copy them on an e-mail invitation. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon might be moving to L.A. permanently. Clive Owen says Duplicity co-star Julia Roberts has always been there for him, despite the fact that the two barely spoke at the film’s premiere and after-party at MoMA.
Billy Joel took a break from his North American tour to endorse former flame Trish Bergin, a part-time TV anchor who turned down his marriage proposal nine years ago and is now running for the Suffolk County legislature. Meanwhile Hairspray’s Nikki Blonsky is being sued in Suffolk Supreme Court for getting into a bloody brawl at the Turks and Caicos airport with America’s Next Top Model contestant Bianca Golden. Skeezy boy-band backer Lou Pearlman is looking to star in a reality show. From prison. And Justin Timberlake has been tasting tequilas in Mexico, potentially for the development of his own tequila business. Hey, a man’s gotta have a backup plan.