Has Bernie Been Hitting the Bronzer?


Running that $65 billion Ponzi scheme does wreak havoc on one’s complexion, and the above pictures indicate Bernie Madoff has been using some of his downtime to remedy that. Yesterday, he emerged from his penthouse looking well rested and tan, in contrast to the pallor he sported Jan 14 (left). We suspect he’s been preparing for the Big Day on Thursday. After all, these pictures are going to be around forever and he wouldn’t want to look pasty. Orange jumpsuits are so much more flattering when you’ve got a little color in your cheeks. [Cityfile]