Madonna Looks Like Her Boyfriend’s Mom

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Pop quiz! Mom or pop star?
Pop quiz! Mom or pop star? Photo: Splash News

Heroes star Hayden Panettiere got feisty at a fund-raiser for the Rehabilitation Hospital of the Pacific in Honolulu, screaming at the paparazzi, “You all make my life miserable!” The girl’s on a red carpet in Hawaii. We really feel for her. Meanwhile, Victoria’s Secret model Doutzen Kroes and her D.J. boyfriend sailed with the Dutch team in the Heineken Regatta yacht race in St. Maarten. Also, Dr. Malcolm Lloyd discusses the health benefits of daily drinking. Miley Cyrus tells us all about wooing Nick Jonas (whom she refers to as “Prince Charming” in her new autobiography, Miles to Go), and Jesus Luz’s mom looks oddly like his girlfriend, Madonna.

Some model told Jason Segel that she wanted to see him full-frontal in his new flick, I Love You, Man. Quentin Tarantino tripped up the Webster Hall bouncers by showing up at the club in his costume for his newest movie, wearing ratty clothing, bum makeup, and stuffing his pockets with mini liquor bottles, and Dallas Cowboys running back Marion Barber racked up a $14,000 bar tab at M2. Plus a $3,000 tip.

Le Bernardin’s Eric Ripert will receive the Legion d’Honneur at the French Consulate on Monday. If Pulitzer Prize–winning photographer Eddie Adams were alive, he would hate the cover of his new book. Fur-wearers were attacked at Paris’ Christian Dior show. Also, why is everyone being so nice to Chris Brown? Usher took back his not-too-harsh comments, Rihanna may not testify against him, and Ciara is releasing a song with him. Ever the all-American family, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are going camping. With a security team and Scientologist religious adviser. And speaking of religion, some kid in Tel Aviv dressed up as Santa for Purim. That takes chutzpah.