‘No Really, the President Is EXPECTING Me’

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Apparently White House security was kind of tetchy at today's banker bro-down, and while some CEOs were given the VIP treatment and were "quickly ushered in through the security gate" and straight up to the POTUS, others were awkwardly subjected to the same indignities as any old visitor to the White House. And not who you might think! According to Bloomberg, JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon was one of those detained.

Dimon was asked to repeat his name twice and spell it once. He said he was there for a meeting with the president.

Adorable. We think they probably stopped him because of his blue eyes.

Bank CEOs Tell Obama They Are Working Toward Recovery [Bloomberg]